A new low.

2005-07-27 - 12:08 p.m.

Heh… our cat is mauling a lion.

Meaning a soft toy lion. While purring in an evil fashion.

Aw, she loves him so.

I don't understand why, considering that we feed them the same, one of our cats (the mauly one) is so big that she can barely fit through the catflap, while the other one is all little and perky. We refer to him as 'the gay one', cause he's too cute to be straight, plus his arse wiggles when he walks.

I once saw a very amusing incident when they were playing… BIGkitty was lying on the floor right next to a table. Littlekitty decided to stalk her. He sat on the table, waiting. BIGkitty was grooming herself noonchalently (or nonchalently, even…), and looked up at him like:
"So what you gonna do now, bitch?"
You could see him steeling himself, in his little perky way, then he took the plunge, jumping down right onto her voluminous stomach. Perhaps he thought it would act as a kind of trampoline, propelling him out of trouble.
It didn't, and BIGkitty was not amused. The sound was something like "KEEYOWKSHHHOW! *hiss*"
Translation: "WHY YOU LITTLE–!"
I on the other hand couldn't stop laughing.

Yep, I've resorted to writing about my cats. Translation: I am bored / boring.

They are hella cute though. :-)

~T.

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